Thursday, April 20, 2006

Well I had a meeting with the headmaster of my school.
I have to write a letter of apology to the school, setup an IT center for a charity organization thingy and teach the Police at the Sandton Police Station how to use computers.

It's not too bad punishment, considering what they could've done.

Time to work on my next evil project...

Thursday, April 06, 2006

My school found out about a website I'd made as a parody of their website.
It said some defamatory things about them, mostly untrue stuff, and they weren't very impressed with it.

Now they want to press charges over a tiny little site I made about them, that was just for me and a few friends to laugh at.
I didn't intend to harm the school's reputation, but they obviously think that I did.

I've taken down the site, and I'll see what happens tomorrow.

I needed something to cheer me up. As usual, Homer Simpson came to the rescue with two of his pearls of wisdom:

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead"

"I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my homosexuals flaming"

Saturday, April 01, 2006

#1 Pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"