Monday, March 13, 2006

Chuck Norris

Today, I discovered the wonder of chuck norris jokes.
Here are some of my favourites: (I didn't create any of these)

  • Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure
  • When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
  • Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
  • Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s shit
  • Chuck Norris actually died ten years ago, but death is too afraid to tell him
  • Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck
  • Chuck Norris tells Simon what to say
  • Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as "Stephen Hawking"
You either love them or hate them. I love them


Anonymous said...

whats with the damn chuck norris jokes

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